…is so much better than my Amazon Wish List.

A sample:

• 4 labyrinths created using parentheses, footnotes, endnotes, etc
• 3 comics (.pdf format, please)
• 5 stories that involve pictures, not as illustrations, but as an integral part of the stories themselves
• 7 diagrams of horrible machines
• 1 story designed for easy disassembly and transport
• 1 story torn from a bookkeeping ledger
• 1 mathematical proof
• 3 stories or poems in the form of rules to an imaginary game
• 4 stories that involve giant animals in some way
• 2 poems based in whole or in part on Akira Kurosawa movies
• 3 poems or stories based on internet memes
• 3 pieces that will stump our graphic designer
• 1 ode written in code

For the rest, head over to Artifice.